hash browns will be served at my wedding
calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact
*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
its fucked up when u grow up and realize everybody is on drugs..
I am that person.
I wish none of you were sad
I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet
try and one up me again bitch
nervously talkin to someone really attractive like
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009