i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
— (via aureat)
i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be?
which is messier my life or my hair
"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"
Twenty One Pilots - Alternative Press.
when something is stuck in your eye in public
when you n ur babe standing on rocks